Do you speak duck? Quotes from 'Duck Dynasty'
‘DUCK DYNASTY’ QUOTES provide insight into the Robertson family’s often quirky outlook on life.
"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones ... and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si Robertson
“The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.” — Willie Robertson
“Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.” — Jase Robertson
“I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.” — Phil Robertson
“All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.” — Si Robertson
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"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones ... and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si Robertson
“The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.” — Willie Robertson
“Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.” — Jase Robertson
“I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.” — Phil Robertson
“I don’t know about this ‘Justin the Beaver.’” — Kay Robertson, meaning Justin Bieber
“You kids ever hear of the term ‘Nam?’” — Si Robertson
“Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” — Phil Robertson
“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.” — Willie Robertson
“Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.” — Jase Robertson
“This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.” — Phil Robertson, about the hot tub at a home for sale
“Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.” — Jase Robertson
“First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.” — Si Robertson
“Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.” — Phil Robertson
“Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.” — Willie Robertson
“Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.” — Si Robertson
“Si has never had a normal idea in his life.” — Jase Robertson
“I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.” — Phil Robertson
“I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.” — Si Robertson
“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.” — Jase Robertson
“You kids ever hear of the term ‘Nam?’” — Si Robertson
“Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” — Phil Robertson
“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.” — Willie Robertson
“Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.” — Jase Robertson
“This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.” — Phil Robertson, about the hot tub at a home for sale
“Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.” — Jase Robertson
“First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.” — Si Robertson
“Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.” — Phil Robertson
“Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.” — Willie Robertson
“Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.” — Si Robertson
“Si has never had a normal idea in his life.” — Jase Robertson
“I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.” — Phil Robertson
“I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.” — Si Robertson
“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.” — Jase Robertson
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Just want to say the whole family enjoys your show. So glad there is still Christian people in the world that can do what you do and still do what you do.. Keep on doing it.
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Martha Jones Brocks Chaple Church of Christ Union Grove, Al. - US May 22, 2013 |
I've recently become a fan of the show and the family. It's wonderful to see a Christian family on TV that is so very entertaining! This month I was diagnosed with breast cancer, the show has kept me laughing and helped keep my mind off of the illness. I say thank you and God Bless the entire Robertson family!
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Sherry Bruce First Baptist Panama City Panama City, Florida - United States May 15, 2013 |
I love the family time spent together on the show. I love the family dinners, Americans need more family dinners together. By the grace of God I am blessed to still live in a community that still has these beliefs. keep on soildering on. God Bless.
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Tina Dean baptist Bristol, VA - usa March 21, 2013 |
I love the Robertsons. Their faith and humility is inspiring to those of us who are just beginning our walk with Christ. I love the fact that Phil and the family manage to use their ability to entertain to show the love of God and the joy He wants us to have in our everyday lives. I don't watch much tv but I won't miss an episode of Duck Dynasty.
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Beckie Madigan none Basin, Wyoming - USA February 18, 2013 |
Enjoy show very much! First show I saw couldn't stop laughing to the point I couldn't catch my breadth!
Love the references you get in about Jesus and thanks given at meals! Lots of love!
Keep on keepin on!
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Tom Taylor Valley Ranch Baptist Church Irving, TX - USA January 20, 2013 |
This is the best show. Regardless of what the producers of A&E think, it's what people want more of. Don't try to make them out to be something their not because, I can just about imagine that, if it comes own to it, the Robertson Family will choose their faith and family over some television show and A&E will lose $$$ because of it, so they may as all, project the Roberston's for who they are!
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Donna Coker First Assembly of God El Dorado, Arkansas - USA January 5, 2013 |
Love this wonderful show. Would love to see their church fellowship,
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Deirdre Moore LIGHTPOINT FELLOWSHIP, Victor, MT Victor, Montana - USA November 18, 2012 |
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